The answer is no.- Worm
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Sunday, December 13, 2009
Fbook Relationship Status...
Is it bad that I wish this would appear as the following?
The answer is no.
- Worm
The answer is no.- Worm
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
How Creepy Am I?
Now, this story will not top the epic-ness that was me meeting a girl at a bar, knowing only her first name and where she went to college, and sorting through hundreds of Amanda's to find her on Facebook.
See, I had this awful waffle of a night Friday. I went out solo, talked to a wide variety of women, and got shut down repeatedly. But with a clear head on Sunday, I'm starting to remember some random details.
I was talking to three women my age and after awhile I insisted we go to a different bar to dance (yes, I said dancing). We never said when we were going to leave, so they went off to the bathroom. And I waited for them to come back. And waited. And waited. Naturally I saw them at that dancing club later and basically just said hi. And that was that.
Fast forward to Sunday evening when out of curiosity I looked up one of the girls on Facebook. No, not by the same pain-staking process of sorting through countless 4kb pictures. Plus, I couldn't when I didn't remember her name (whoopsy!). I looked up where she worked (local college track coach, pretty easy) and did a FB search. Sure enough, it's her and we have plenty of things in common (she has Star Wars in her interests, f'ing OMG!).
With that and mind, do I friend her?
Since PharmNerd is the only person who reads this, he shall have the final say, even if his answer is for his own personal enjoyment of being able to live vicariously through me.
- Worm
See, I had this awful waffle of a night Friday. I went out solo, talked to a wide variety of women, and got shut down repeatedly. But with a clear head on Sunday, I'm starting to remember some random details.
I was talking to three women my age and after awhile I insisted we go to a different bar to dance (yes, I said dancing). We never said when we were going to leave, so they went off to the bathroom. And I waited for them to come back. And waited. And waited. Naturally I saw them at that dancing club later and basically just said hi. And that was that.
Fast forward to Sunday evening when out of curiosity I looked up one of the girls on Facebook. No, not by the same pain-staking process of sorting through countless 4kb pictures. Plus, I couldn't when I didn't remember her name (whoopsy!). I looked up where she worked (local college track coach, pretty easy) and did a FB search. Sure enough, it's her and we have plenty of things in common (she has Star Wars in her interests, f'ing OMG!).
With that and mind, do I friend her?
Since PharmNerd is the only person who reads this, he shall have the final say, even if his answer is for his own personal enjoyment of being able to live vicariously through me.
- Worm
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Worst Wedding Dress Ever
And I can say that because she didn't invite me to her wedding. Hell, I haven't talked to her in a year!
Now, there may be a perfectly good explanation for the hideous dress (could've been her mom's from the 60s) and the random log cutting (...I've got nothing). But, I don't care. Ugly andddddd stupid.
Yes, that's how elaborate these posts are going to be.
FTS,
Worm
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